OK, admit it. On first glance (1) your first thought also was that this woman was offering a weekly blowjob. And your second thought was how much time contracting that job out would free up in your week. I know for a fact that I'm not the only pervert on the internet.
1) Unless you're my friend Bethanny who found the note and only noticed that Janet was offering prizes. You'll be reading more about Bethanny soon in my upcoming series (2) where I write about the auditions I'm having to replace my BFF Linda who is fucking leaving me to move to Leesburg.
2) I'm telling you now, possibly spoiling the suspense because I guarantee that by the end of the week I will tweet "I had the best idea for a blog and now I can't remember it."
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I can't wait to ask to Janet about the estimate!
And Leesburg sounds totally fake. I assume that Linda's lying to you.
Prizes and weekly BJs? I am willing to bet that Janet is getting a LOT of calls these days. Considering I am currently unemployed, maybe this is a direction I should consider. She may be on to something here...
Hello,
Tell your husband to stop calling me.
Janet.
Oh, Janet...how I long for an economic prize as well!
Holy Holy crap. Can you please send me her number...I noticed you blurred it out.
the weekly bj was the first thing i noticed--then again, i'm disgusting.
Uh Oh, looks like the comment spam demon has struck here.
I'm not too jazzed by the idea of outsourcing bj's. But that's just me.
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