Saturday, July 3, 2010

Paperwork Hell


What I'm looking for:


Noa's camp medical form that took the pediatrician 2 weeks, cost me $20 and was due 6 weeks ago.

What I found instead:


The obedience school diploma
for a dog that's been dead for 25 years. (1)

I think it's fair to say that I need a better system.

1) What do you call the dog who graduates last in his class from obedience school? Doctor. Wait, wrong joke.

9 comments:

Beth said...

At least your dog graduated. My dog was asked to leave.

The Zadge said...

I had to send my youngest dog to PRISON - seriously. The Denver Jail has a k9 training program and he was an inmate in it for 5 weeks! Now he's on parole!

Torn said...

ha I wish i could send mine to school where they keep them and send them back angels.....

Stimey said...

I think you're looking in the wrong pile.

David said...

Looks like three times is the charm, I know that I'LL be a loyal reader of forlots from now on.

As anal as I am about trying to be organized with files, I still lose important things, like the email of my NY State unemployment officer, so I can cancel those damn jobsite emails. I don't need a job anymore! Make it stop!

anymommy said...

That is fantastic. I need to use your filing system, mine is far to anal and I never find cool shit like that.

Sue @ Laundry for Six said...

I say you send that in to the camp. Either (1) they won't notice or (2) it will be really hilarious.

Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

you need to frame that shizzle.

texasholly said...

OMG. This is like the funniest thing I have read in like a MONTH which totally serves me right since if I had read it a month ago then I couldn't say that today...like, did that make sense? Like, did I just use the word LIKE with a comma after it. Like, maybe I should stop and go to bed.