Obviously I have a plan. During the move, I'll be watching 3 of her 4 children. I'll send her this text.
Planning to kidnap your BFFs kids? There's an App for that.Unfortunately it probably won't work. Linda knows me well enough that she's stashing her spare kid somewhere else.
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Sorry your BFF is leaving. Alas - it is better than to have - than to not have had at all - a badass girlfriend worth going to federal prison on 3 counts of kidnapping for.
So Linda isn't worried about the Leesburg Serial Killer, I guess? Huh.
look at it this way: now you have a second home in the country!
... Totally adding "comprise ransom note" on my list of things to do before I die...
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