Thursday, July 8, 2010

T minus one

The day we've all been dreading is nigh. Despite my pleas and my prayers Linda is moving to Leesburg tomorrow .

Obviously I have a plan. During the move, I'll be watching 3 of her 4 children. I'll send her this text.

Planning to kidnap your BFFs kids? There's an App for that.


Unfortunately it probably won't work. Linda knows me well enough that she's stashing her spare kid somewhere else.

4 comments:

MarathonMom said...

Sorry your BFF is leaving. Alas - it is better than to have - than to not have had at all - a badass girlfriend worth going to federal prison on 3 counts of kidnapping for.

Sue @ Laundry for Six said...

So Linda isn't worried about the Leesburg Serial Killer, I guess? Huh.

The Zadge said...

look at it this way: now you have a second home in the country!

Phoenix Rising said...

... Totally adding "comprise ransom note" on my list of things to do before I die...