Saturday, December 22, 2007

PCSguy has been, well let's call it fussy, for the past week or so. It's definitely either something at work or something I did or something that happened at the gym, I'm like 51% sure. I hate seeing my beloved so unhappy so I did what every good wife does.

I looked up his biorhythms to see what the hell was wrong.

It all makes sense now

But obviously you can't translate this information in a vacuum so I re-ran his chart with mine.

That doesn't look so good


Because I'm such a good wife (1) I decided to see if he'd be better off with Angelina Jolie:


I expected better because PCSguy looks just like Brad Pitt

Yikes. 14% compatability. Maybe I'd be better off with Angelina Jolie:


Angie and I should get together and compare tattoos dedicated to ex-husbands

See Angelina and I are both bad-asses that's why we're so emotionally compatable. But even the 45% physical compatibility should cheer PCSguy immeasurably. But just in case I ran me and Colin Farrell:


Holy Crap


But despite the obvious fact that Colin Farrell is my soul mate, I have PCSguy all nicely broken in so I think I'll keep him, fussy and all.(2)



1) As we've already determined
2)But I'll keep Colin in mind as a back-up plan:


3 comments:

Debbie said...

You are so wise to have a backup plan. I think I'll get one and name it Orlando Bloom.

Marinka said...

Now I need a back up plan. Is PCSguy available?

texasholly said...

OMG. So funny. PCSguy is so blessed that he is already housebroken. hahaha

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