Thursday, November 13, 2008

ShallowGal receives an invitation


Or possibly a death threat, at this point we can't tell. (1)

But given the care SHAHRA (2) put into the invitation,
I can't wait to see
the refreshments.


1) This fingertips would indicate death threat, but I'm pretty sure they're mine. And the crossing out of the tell-tale number, yep, me too. Way to tamper with the evidence SG!
2) Or maybe Shahla? I don't know anyone named that either. Also, doesn't her signature look like she's shouting at me?

14 comments:

marathon mom said...

This looks like some cross-cultural form of drunk dialing to me.

Marinka said...

It's been nice knowing you! Can I have your footnotes?

Stimey said...

Be sure to let us know how the lujert rum may show is.

I mean, really. If you invite a stranger to an event, it should at least be legible. Or maybe that's part of her plan.

CJG said...

when is the 15st? And how does one pronounce that date?

David said...

How do you "luzert" a run way [sic] show?

I think I'm going to sign-off on all my future messages to you with "SHALA!"

I'm Julie said...

I really don't think you can turn that one down. The blogging potential is too great.

Bring a bodyguard.

ShallowGal said...

The 15st is the day after the 3nd. Right before the 11rst of never.

And David, I was thinking maybe she was like Mork from Ork and shouting Shazbat! at me.

xoxo,SG

Bridget said...

This would make me very, very nervous. Tomorrow, someone is going to be banging on your front door and when you open it, a woman wearing a purple body leotard and a green feathered hat with really long red fingernails is going to jump in and throw out her arms and yell SHAKAAAAAA, which can either be interpreted as some kind of ethnic name or a mispronounciation of the word "shocker," which she certainly, certainly is. But it'll be one heck of a party.

countrymouse said...

So? Have you called your dear friend Shatka yet? Because I'm sure if you contacted her she would tell you the sad news that her grandmother and/or child and/or husband has an expensive surgery coming up and Shatka could use a little monetary help from her BFF Amy. Cash would be fine, but giving her your bank account number and SS# would make the whole process so much easier so grandma/kid/hubby can have the surgery RIGHT AWAY . . .

Hey--is this the weekend that you are getting the foster baby? Awwww, hope that all goes well. Enjoy those little feet : )

Kelley said...

So you are not coming then?

And I was baking the hash cookies all special like... and have a fresh bottle of chloroform just for you. I even printed out a pretty label for it and everything...

Meh. I sent one to Dooce too. Maybe she will come.

sista #2 said...

You get invited to all the happening events.

Make sure to take your camera.....and rifle.....just in case.


peace
#2

Kylie w Warszawie said...

That's just odd.

I got an invitation once that was "Kylie - join us for this cooking class!" With no attachment or any other information, but at least it was from someone I know.

outside voice said...

Nice that she is "so happy to invite you"? On the flip side...yikes!

Luzert Rumway Show?
Insert Runway Shoe?

Funniest note I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever.

Gigi said...

See, I thought it said lujert run may sham.