You have the best ass I've ever seen on a white girl.
Edited to explain: Well, actually, let's let Sir Mix A Lot clarify. He's good with words.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Backhanded compliment Friday
This oldie but goody came last December courtesy of a salesclerk in a So Ho boutique. I stopped to examine my knit-dress-covered butt in a full length mirror when she announced:
Edited to explain: Well, actually, let's let Sir Mix A Lot clarify. He's good with words.
Edited to explain: Well, actually, let's let Sir Mix A Lot clarify. He's good with words.
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you go girl!
peace
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The Straight Guy knew this already. ShallowGal is a totally hot chick.
I couldn't wait to get online today and see what you had been backhanded with this week. That is the best! (Worst??)
a conversation between me and my darling husband a couple years ago:
hubby: Wow, I can tell you've really lost weight.
me: Thanks, but I still have the buttshelf thing going on.
hubby: That's okay, it used to be a butt table.
me: WHAT?!
hubby: ummm, only a side table . . .
And there we go. That's only *one* of the millions of backhanded compliments I have received from my family. Any guesses as to why I'm all whackadoo the way I am?
I was going to say something about that the other night, but I thought you'd take it as a negative.
...But yep, you DO have a bubble. ;)
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