An actual conversation Friday with my Rabbi.
Rabbi: Young lady, I have something for you. (Hands me a Yankee travel mug) I was at Yankee stadium Wednesday and it was the giveaway. (1)
ShallowGal: Oh my God, thank you. Oh. I mean, oh my goodness, thank you.
Rabbi: It's OK. You're welcome.
SG: Crap, I just said 'Oh my God' to the Rabbi. Oh my God, I just said crap. Jesus what's wrong with me? Oh my God, I don't mean Jesus, obviously, we're in a synagogue for God's sake. Oh, crap.
SG: I'm going to go now. Thanks for the cup.
Hopefully I can bring my new travel mug to Hell to keep my diet coke cold.
1) Over the years, the Rabbi and I have spent hours discussing baseball. That's how he knows I'm a big Yankee fan. We have never once discussed religion.