Did you see that story on the news about the salmonella in cantaloupe from Honduras? Maybe you should throw that one out.
She looks at me like I have 2 heads and talks really slowly:
It isn't from Honduras.
I inspected the melon but didn't see one of those little stickers.(1) I ask suspiciously:
Then where's it from?Long Pause:
Lesson learned: Millie does not travel to Central America for groceries.
1) Fact: My kids think the sticker on the fruit like some kind of a little bonus, like the prize in the cereal box.
2)For those of you not from DC, Magruder's is a grocery store. See, you need to know that to make the story funny.