Every Sunday when ShallowGal wakes up and heads for the Washington Post, the first section she reaches for is the Target ad.
That Target ad can predict ShallowGal's future.
Every so often, Target runs a coupon for a free $10 gift card with a new prescription. ShallowGal clips that coupon. Because sure as those adorable Cole Haan's on sale will be available in every size but yours, someone in ShallowGal's family will get sick before that coupon expires.
Before you go accusing ShallowGal of some made for tv movie type mental illness like Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy for the sake of Target gift cards shaped like medicine bottles (1) let me assure you that ShallowGal is very good at math. And the $20 co-pay at the pediatricians office usually costs SG more than the $10 Target gift card is worth.
Anyone else able to predict their own future?
1) Which SG clearly cannot have as she is of medium height and not German.
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vuboq is confused by the footnotes.
VUBOQ is either drinking or didn't learn that new math they're teaching in schools. xoxo, SG
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