Ala David Letterman, who SG hasn't stayed up late enough to watch in years (1)
The top ten Google searches that bring poor, unassuming new readers to LeShallowGal.com
(Source: Sitemeter. The free version. Because this shit is interesting and all, but not pay-good-money- interesting.)
#10: Crocs Cyprus review
SG really dodged a bullet there.
#9: Jenny the Bloggess photo(2)
She's very pretty. Still, say no to cyber-stalking.
#8 (tie) : Little Einstein Potty Coloring Page:
SG is waiting for Disney to order her to take this one down.
#8 (tie): The girl who played with first book lisbeth salander 3 ft tall:
The scary thing is I totally get what this person was searching for.
#7: Blogging ethics:
You are so looking in the wrong place.
#6: Frontier Airlines:
Bottom line: They don't like rats.
#5: How to tell someone something really embarrassing
I think it's best to just spit it out. But if it's really really embarrassing you should tell me first and we can have a good laugh before you tell that person.
#4: Describe Alaska/ Describe Alsaka
It's very pretty. And cold. And SG wishes spell check worked in the title box.
#3: House Hunters/House Hunters in Mobile Alabama / House Hunters Jewish
Other people are starting to realize that the fix is in. Unfortunately a third of people think the Jews are behind it, when the Dharma Initiative is. (3)
#2: 21 things I love about my daughter in honor of her birthday.
I've never met your daughter, but I'm sure she's lovely. From what I've heard, Facebook is where you go for things like that. Or My Space, maybe.(4)
And the # 1 search that brings people to LeShallowGal
#1: What do I pack for Disney?
Lots and lots of cash.
(1) SG has been up late enough with various babies maybe a dozen times in the past few years and every single time they were replaying the same episode. Weird, right?
(2) Hey Jenny, the good news is none of these searches were for Naked Jenny the Bloggess picture. But only because I don't have any.
(3) That's a little LOST joke. SG's been re-watching all 4 seasons of Lost to get ready for the season 5 premiere.
(4)Until last night, when Lolita Travelsalot set her straight, SG thought they were the same thing.
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Lazy? Your fingers must be sore from typing all that out!
Great list! Of course I can boast "I want to f**k my mother" on mine, but only because I use the term motherf****er a lot. Btw, I got tired of counting the ***, so I hope that I had the right number.
I always wanted to go to Alsaka.
Funny list.
Congrats on being the first person in the last six months to mention alaska and not mention sarah palin.
My GOD! I had no idea House Hunters tried to sell my house in Mobile!
MBD: Sarah Who?
Jenny: Alsaka is lovely this time of year. You should really go.
Heather: This House Hunters debacle just keeps getting weirder and weirder!
Marinka: I get tired long before the third * . Hence the potty mouth.
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
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