Banana Non Gratis

This morning at breakfast, Eli received a very important call on his banana. It went something like this:

Hi? Banana people? Yes, this Eli. Hi. Yes. Yes.
Umhmmm. OK. You want to talk to Mommy?

I held out my hand for the banana.

No? No you talk to Mommy? You sure?
Maybe tomorrow? Ok, you have a nice day too. Bye bye.

Snubbed by a banana. In my own house. So uncool.

The banana people told me not to let you in here either.