How good a driver is she?
ShallowGal is such a good driver that she can put a mug of coffee on the back bumper of her car and drive 16 miles to tot soccer and not spill a single drop.
Then when ShallowGal's friend Linda asks "why is there a coffee cup on your back bumper?" ShallowGal can assure her it was a test of her superior driving skills not a total lack of awareness.
No coffee mugs were harmed in the writing of this blog
4 comments:
I'm not going to go into statistical improbability and the science of potholes here, but...wow.
The big question here is why would you drive that far to take your 3 year old to tot soccer?
Lolita: I am just that dedicated a mother. Plus I knew Linda would be less likely to blow it off if it were in her neck of the woods. And it is next door to Alzheimer Grandma's house.
PS: This season Eli spent about 14 seconds actually playing soccer.
I am VERY impressed. People must look at me and think "bad driver!" because whenever I try to drive off with a mug/cup of something sitting on my car, I always get someone running after me waving their arms in the air and shrieking for me to stop. ^_^ You must teach me your ways!
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